Lindsay Lohan starts Occupy Wal-Mart rally

An American born singer/actress named Lindsay Lohan is at a low point in her life.  After many run ins with Johnny Law for various petty crimes and serving some time behind bars, Lohan has decided to make something positive of her celebrity status.  In a statement to the press issued on Saturday, Lohan announced her new plans of starting an Occupy Wal-Mart protest at a Wal-Mart parking lot located in Sharon, PA. 
"Wal-Mart is evil.  They sell clothes that were made by children in sweat shops in Vietnam.  They edit out the bad words from all of Li'l Wayne's cds even though our freedom of speech is protected by The Gettysburg Address.  They don't donate any of their money to poor communities or animal charities.  They hire old people and make them work for eight hours a day.  I thought the war in Vietnam was over, but it's not.  It's still going on in the hearts of Wal-Mart employees coast to coast from L.A. to Chicago.  We need to stop these evil doers from the evil that men do, and it's all going to start with me and my supporters when we take to the parking lots of Wal-Marts armed with signs that say things that will make people think."
A spokesperson for Wal-Mart says that these are all false allegations and anybody loitering on Wal-Mart property will be arrested.