Bill O'Reilly accuses Kanye West of being black

Bill O'Reilly, star of his own popular sit-com The O'Reilly Factor, went on an anti-Kanye West rant Monday night accusing the famous rapper of being a communist, a Muslim extremist, and among other things, a black man.  O'Reilly went on to comment that Kanye is responsible for disco music which is encoded with barely audible messages that subconsciously turn American soldiers into homosexuals, high gas prices, and "all of those damn hippies that are trying to destroy Wall Street".  O'Reilly ended his rant by saying, "He is black.  He hates American children.  He is anti-heterosexual.  He is one of the biggest threats to the American dream.

Kanye West, who recently had his left eye removed and replaced with a platinum disco ball with a lazer pointer, responded by saying, "None of this is true other than the fact that I'm black.  Bill O'Reilly is the true threat to the American public.  Look at what he did to Geraldo Rivera!  That guy used to have a spine before he got on Fox's payroll.  He lets Dennis Miller mumble snide jokes that leave the average American male impotent and he also sells crystal meth to Jesus Christ."