Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Andy Dick Accused Of Sexual Assault

Tough guy comedian Andy Dick is being sued by two Kentucky men over an alleged sexual assault.  The incident happened in 2010 at a Kentucky comedy club where Dick was performing.  The victims, 36 year old Clyde Foxworthy and 25 year old Hank Burton, claim that they were handcuffed to a couch, covered in Kentucky Fried Chicken oil, and tickled with Kentucky Fried Chicken feathers while being forced to watch gay Kentucky pornography backstage after the show.  They claim that they tried to fight him off, but Dick was too massive and powerful to bring down. 
Dick, who is by no means a talented actor or comedian, claims that the men practically begged for the treatment they recieved.  He believes that the alleged victims are only out for celebrity money and press.

Kentucky

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